So, like, who wants to be my facebook friend?
The next time somebody reflexively says “Hey, how are you doing?” I’m actually going to reply with a long, drawn out explanation on how I really am doing and then make them regret wasting anybody’s time with that bullshit. There needs to be a global campaign to put a stop to it. NOBODY cares. EVERYBODY half-heartedly asks and then IMMEDIATELY moves on to what they actually wanted to ask/demand without waiting for a proper response, so please let’s move on from this supposed level of politeness.
This is totally my favorite tweet and barely anybody liked it. :(
You thought twitter was bad? I’m even more annoying on facebook.
UMM, CAN SOMEONE MAKE THIS GIRL FAMOUS PLEASE.
HER VOICE IS JUST DJSKALFJDSKALJFSDA.
I WAS NOT FUCKING EXPECTING THAT.wow… i really like her voice…. i love it actually. yup. i love it.
SOO GOOD EVERYONE REBLOG AND GET HER FAMOUS
I’m the girl… how on earth am i the girl and I didn’t know this was happening? LOL this is AMAZING! thank you EVERYONE!!!
Please listen to my friend Rachel. She is the most effortlessly beautiful singer I have ever heard.
Now that I no longer work for Apple, I would like to share this awful badge photo where they clearly Photoshopped a flip into my hair to make me look “cooler.”
My dad used to mess with people at garage sales by pricing small items as “25 cents each, or 3 for a dollar.” I have a sneaking suspicion he’s the mastermind behind this sign. (at Phoenix Brewers Invitational)
If the parents of “kidnapped” fifteen year olds were smart, they’d look for their kids here instead of on milk cartons.
Brainstorming handmade Christmas gift ideas. Friends and family, beware. (at Tempe Tavern)
I was initially impressed by this guy’s use of a hat as a red flag until I saw that he was also using a lime green G String to hold together his gate. (at Arrowhead mall)
All moved in! (at pinbackattack!)
@kriutta and I are practicing for our first awkward encounter with our inevitably bourgeois and hyper-conservative new suburban neighbors. (Taken with Instagram at AMC Westgate 20 & IMAX)
Oh, Arizona. You are so bad at secret societies. (Taken with Instagram)
Look who found a new place to hang out. (Taken with Instagram at Amarillo, TX)
I love that I can have these conversations with my friends and still be able to call them friends. (Taken with Instagram)
