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This photo is probably the best representation of the scar on my face. Luckily, the plastic surgeons did a pretty good job and most people just think it’s a dimple; however, occasionally people will flat out say something like “how’d you get that scar?”

Usually, it’s from people whom I’ve known for a very short period of time and who clearly have no tact, so I usually take that as an opportunity to mess with them and I usually say something awkward just to make them feel bad for asking.

Recent example:

Rude person:  How’d you get that scar?

Me:  My dad attacked me with a butcher knife when I was a baby.

Rude person:  Oh…uh….um…I’m sorry.

Me: Just kidding. I was bit by a dog when I was a kid.

Rude person:  Oh! Good! I mean…not good. Just…better?

And now we’re even.

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