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So, like, who wants to be my facebook friend?

Fri, 15 Mar 2013 11:44:57 -0400

So, like, who wants to be my facebook friend?

Hey, how are you doing? So I wanted to...

Tue, 26 Feb 2013 17:39:00 -0500

The next time somebody reflexively says “Hey, how are you doing?” I’m actually going to reply with a long, drawn out explanation on how I really am doing and then make them regret wasting anybody’s time with that bullshit. There needs to be a global campaign to put a stop to it. NOBODY cares. EVERYBODY half-heartedly asks and then IMMEDIATELY moves on to what they actually wanted to ask/demand without waiting for a proper response, so please let’s move on from this supposed level of politeness.

This is totally my favorite tweet and barely anybody liked it....

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 14:26:35 -0500

This is totally my favorite tweet and barely anybody liked it. :(

You thought twitter was bad? I’m even more annoying on...

Fri, 25 Jan 2013 19:32:48 -0500

You thought twitter was bad? I’m even more annoying on facebook.

rachaface: h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s: ryannxp: itskaiiii: UMM, CAN...

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 00:29:10 -0500

rachaface:

h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s:

ryannxp:

itskaiiii:

UMM, CAN SOMEONE MAKE THIS GIRL FAMOUS PLEASE.
HER VOICE IS JUST DJSKALFJDSKALJFSDA.

I WAS NOT FUCKING EXPECTING THAT.

wow… i really like her voice…. i love it actually. yup. i love it.

SOO GOOD EVERYONE REBLOG AND GET HER FAMOUS

I’m the girl… how on earth am i the girl and I didn’t know this was happening? LOL this is AMAZING! thank you EVERYONE!!!

Please listen to my friend Rachel. She is the most effortlessly beautiful singer I have ever heard.

Now that I no longer work for Apple, I would like to share this...

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 22:31:43 -0500

Now that I no longer work for Apple, I would like to share this awful badge photo where they clearly Photoshopped a flip into my hair to make me look “cooler.”

My dad used to mess with people at garage sales by pricing small...

Fri, 07 Dec 2012 23:22:36 -0500

My dad used to mess with people at garage sales by pricing small items as “25 cents each, or 3 for a dollar.” I have a sneaking suspicion he’s the mastermind behind this sign. (at Phoenix Brewers Invitational)

If the parents of “kidnapped” fifteen year olds were...

Sat, 01 Dec 2012 11:08:38 -0500

If the parents of “kidnapped” fifteen year olds were smart, they’d look for their kids here instead of on milk cartons.

Brainstorming handmade Christmas gift ideas. Friends and family,...

Sun, 18 Nov 2012 17:03:12 -0500

Brainstorming handmade Christmas gift ideas. Friends and family, beware. (at Tempe Tavern)

I was initially impressed by this guy’s use of a hat as a...

Tue, 13 Nov 2012 13:13:23 -0500

I was initially impressed by this guy’s use of a hat as a red flag until I saw that he was also using a lime green G String to hold together his gate. (at Arrowhead mall)

All moved in! (at pinbackattack!)

Mon, 12 Nov 2012 17:32:23 -0500

All moved in! (at pinbackattack!)

@kriutta and I are practicing for our first awkward encounter...

Tue, 02 Oct 2012 21:44:52 -0400

@kriutta and I are practicing for our first awkward encounter with our inevitably bourgeois and hyper-conservative new suburban neighbors. (Taken with Instagram at AMC Westgate 20 & IMAX)

Oh, Arizona. You are so bad at secret societies. (Taken with...

Sat, 29 Sep 2012 19:13:05 -0400

Oh, Arizona. You are so bad at secret societies. (Taken with Instagram)

Look who found a new place to hang out. (Taken with Instagram at...

Fri, 28 Sep 2012 19:03:31 -0400

Look who found a new place to hang out. (Taken with Instagram at Amarillo, TX)

I love that I can have these conversations with my friends and...

Thu, 27 Sep 2012 22:34:34 -0400

I love that I can have these conversations with my friends and still be able to call them friends. (Taken with Instagram)

Just two nerds, chilling in an empty apartment. (Taken with...

Thu, 27 Sep 2012 12:33:29 -0400

Just two nerds, chilling in an empty apartment. (Taken with Instagram at the button factory)

I realize that I just either sold or gave away my worldly...

Mon, 24 Sep 2012 21:03:21 -0400

I realize that I just either sold or gave away my worldly possessions in preparation for this move, but can you really blame me for buying Tavi Gevinson’s book? I am so thirteen years old. (Taken with Instagram)

Every time I have to put on a drinking bracelet, I feel like I...

Sat, 22 Sep 2012 19:46:10 -0400

Every time I have to put on a drinking bracelet, I feel like I look like two kids stacked on top of one another, covered in a trench coat, trying to pass themselves off as an adult. (Taken with Instagram at Revolution Brewing - Kedzie Brewery & Tap Room)

I just noticed that my tumblr theme makes it look like I shout everything.

Sat, 22 Sep 2012 09:49:04 -0400

I just noticed that my tumblr theme makes it look like I shout everything.

Oh, Alice. You can be a real jerk sometimes.

Sat, 22 Sep 2012 09:47:45 -0400

Oh, Alice. You can be a real jerk sometimes.